Bread, butter, some good cured ham, sweet mustard, ground pepper, slices of red sweet peppers.
Norwegian cured ham is usually almost too salty, it needs some sweet stuff to balance it.
When you do things for yourself, do you have to be destructive towards the world? Life can be made fairly good both for you and for the rest of us.
Maybe you'll not only help out, but even give everybody a good laugh from time to time.
Interesting titles...from a bookshelf in the used books-shop Cappelens forslag in Bernt Ankers gate, Oslo. I won't try to translate the pun, I think, but it is a fun place to go and to shop.