Coulommiers or some other soft, stinking good French cheese, cashew nuts.
Have the nuts on the side if you like.
When you do things for yourself, do you have to be destructive towards the world? Life can be made fairly good both for you and for the rest of us.
Maybe you'll not only help out, but even give everybody a good laugh from time to time.
View of Ringsaker, near Lillehammer.